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Life, Love, and La Boheme
I saw La Boheme at the Atlanta Opera the other night.[1] La Boheme, by Giacomo Puccini[2] is one of the most popular operas and likely, even if you hate opera,…
You Do Your Job, I Do Mine
I got my nails done the other day, which I’m sure you don’t care about because, well, why would you. But it makes a good prelude to my point, so…
When Babies Become Grown-Ass Men
My son, who was born almost three weeks early and a scant six and a half pounds, is graduating from college in May. His plan is to go on and…
Do You Reply All Without a License?
In 1675, Sir Isaac Newton said, “If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants.” What this means is several things. One, that by quoting…
FOMO? Nope. FOBI.
I remember being in my early twenties and becoming aware of how much larger the world was than the one my parents had showed me. I wanted to see all…
Ode to a Forty-Five Year Old String Bean
In first grade, we did a science experiment where we turned ordinary looking beans into bam-wham-zam! plants. Those plants, you might be surprised to learn, grew long string beans on…
One Bite at a Time
One day I will be dead, and I find this a comfort. Part of that is the oft-told, off-color joke, “I’ll rest when I’m dead.” And part of that is…
Predators Gonna Predate
I have to check myself from my predator instincts, but my dog doesn’t. We got our dog, Lincoln, from a shelter when he was three months old, so I can’t…
Separating the Art from the Artist
It feels like such a tired old thing to say that the internet and social media is both a curse and a blessing. But every day I think it’s truer.…
Schrodinger’s Corpse
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Schrodinger’s corpse. For those of you unfamiliar with Schrodinger’s cat, in a vastly oversimplified nutshell, Erwin Schrodinger was a quantum mechanist who…
