Posts by perri-wpguy-loriduff
Grin and Mean It
Given that I am fifty-four years old, I’m only middle aged if I live to a hundred and eight which is possible but is also highly unlikely. None of my…
Read MoreWhat if We Made Each Other Laugh Instead?
I’m convinced that we’ve reached a point in American society where the goal is to out-nasty everyone else. In between updates on my friends lives and videos of dogs making…
Read MoreCustomer Service Purgatory
I spent a good hour in customer service purgatory the other day. The guy at the other end was super nice and tried very hard to be helpful, but he…
Read MoreI’d Rather Get a Root Canal
One of the jokes I tell too often, still expecting a laugh is: “I’d rather get a root canal than be doing” whatever it is than I am currently doing. …
Read MoreGuardian Demons
Nice is, well, nice, but sometimes it honestly doesn’t get the job done. “Why don’t you sit down for a moment?” “Why don’t you let me do that?” “You’ve been…
Read MoreLove is a Whole Thing
My dog, Lincoln, seems to have a sense for when I want[1] to get up. I might be on the sofa, and as soon as my weight shifts he hops…
Read MoreThe South Makes Fun of Itself
I have lived in the south for the vast majority of my life, but I do not consider myself a native southerner. There are many things that I love about…
Read MoreEvery Month is Pride Month
I first published this years ago. I was nervous about it, given the conservative values of the community I live in. I’m happy (proud?) to say that the response was…
Read MoreI’d Like to Buy the World a Macie
I have a friend who, for purposes of this story, we will call Mandi. Mandi and her office friends treat themselves, from time to time, to Starbucks. One of them…
Read MoreForced Friendliness
I was in a cab[1] going from the airport to my hotel. The driver was a friendly guy, asking me about my trip, where I was from. He pointed out…
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