Posts by perri-wpguy-loriduff
Abstract Pictures
My daughter wanted some pictures of her and her bestie to put in a graduation card. In theory, this was a simple task, since over the years there have been…
Read MoreBlinking in the Sunlight
There’s a scene in the beginning of Bambi where spring comes and all the animals wake up from hibernation. There are lots of new babies, including Bambi himself. h [I’ve…
Read More#TruthPunch
My friend Michelle[1] posted a stumper on Twitter the other day. She said, “I don’t get the double zero size. There is no such thing as double zero. Your zero…
Read MoreFacebook, My Frenemy
The older I get, the more I hate social media. That’s an unoriginal sentiment, I know. I’m not, however, one of those people that thinks social media is pure evil. …
Read MoreI Can’t Drive 55
FOR THE RECORD: if one is driving a yellow convertible Camaro, and if Joan Jett’s “I Hate Myself For Loving You” comes on the radio, it is physically impossible to…
Read MoreOld Lady Duff
The average life expectancy of an American woman in 1921 was 60.1 years. Since I am currently 50-point-I don’t want to do the math years old, that means that a…
Read MoreJust Say Nope
Every once in a while I stumble upon a product so life changing, I have to write about it. I promise you, the good folks at Smarta$$ and Sass who…
Read MoreIt’s a Grocery Date
Once upon a time I was a young person and I used to go out on dates. I even (don’t tell my kids) used to go out on romantic outings…
Read MoreBored
I can’t remember the last time I was bored. Bored seems like such a luxury. It means that there is nothing to clean, your books-to-read pile is done, all your…
Read MoreMask Up for Kindness
In case you hadn’t noticed from all the mask wearing people around you, we are in the middle of a pandemic. As I am writing this, which on ‘first draft…
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