I Can Walk

If I had to pick one word to describe the shape of my body, it would be “bloppy.” Bloppy is not a shape that can be mathematically spelled out using…

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No More Mrs. Nice Gal

The older I get, the less I want to be out in public. Which is good, because the older I get, the less I should be out in public. Let…

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Email Moratorium

In the ineffective way that Michael Scott declared Bankruptcy on The Office[1], I do hereby declare a moratorium on emails.  I think ten days would do it. Let’s just go…

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The Rule of Petty

In these crazy times where truth seems slippery and squirrely, I feel like we should hang on to whatever bits of linguistic logic and sanity that are still out there.…

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